The Uzbekistan Blues

Hardly anyone knows that Uzbek men shave their balls and butts. These kinds of things you can’t read about in the mainstream media. You can’t even read about Uzbekistan in the mainstream media that often, anyway. So, one of my friends, who I'll call John, suggested that I should write this stuff down. After all, it’s a side of Uzbekistan that few outsiders have seen – and they likely won’t get to see any time soon as the country seems to close itself off from the rest of the world. It's also a side few insiders have seen either, unless they’ve been in the pants of an Uzbek.